bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

this is a fucking bee

this is a fucking hornet

this is a fucking wasp

as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

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caraknightley:

mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this

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candidcatharsis:

when castiel and dean are finally together i want them to angel travel by kissing like. y’know how cas needs to touch dean to zap him places? they should kiss instead. like a smooch zap. zapped by smooches. lip on lip transportation action

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online-fairy:

humancentipeed:

In the Sims, you don’t say, “I love you.” You say, “Habadu bashubi,” which roughly translates to, “I cannot move because there is furniture in the way.” I think that’s absolutely beautiful.

i jUst fell from my bEd dhelp omfg im dyijng 

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helioscentrifuge:

helioscentrifuge:

helioscentrifuge:

my little sister said i should get a job with tumblr staff to help pay for her going to college

and i was all like ‘hey i don’t have the skills to improve tumblr’

and she just looks me dead in the eye and says ‘it’s not like they do either’

i’m just sitting here in amazement like

so i just told her that this post has like seven thousand notes and she literally cackled like a disney villain

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